Weird-Ass Blogger

I figured I'd update my profile. 'Til now I never answered the tard questions that they propose in the profile and it was because they are tard questions. But today I thought I would belly up and show my smart-ass side and then blogger pulled a super-tard and only allowed 150 characters to answer the tard question. ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So in retaliation I am posting my answer here because I know all of you have been in a veritable frenzy to see my ribald riposte to the scintillating question,

"Why is honeydew melon the money melon??"

Answer: I'm not much on the whole melon thing, as are most Southerners, however I have been told more often than not that I have nice melons, honeydew or otherwise, with which I suppose I could have at one time or another made some guiddas. Sadly now I am just a middle aged lady with a penchant not for melons.

(I told you it was tard...)